tumblingbear

i am not tolerant of negativity. GET IT. we r all stuck in between heaven and hell...rock away...

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

aaaawww...itchy experience

awww..i was on the way to orchard for dinner and standing in the mrt...suddenly my sole start to twitch and had the most AWFUL sensation. It was so pricky and itch LIKE HELL! i was wearing my sneakers and of course i wasn't about to take it off and start scratching....i was desperate and it jux seems like it wasn't going to go away...damn..

so i start to think frantically..wat can i do to ease the discomfort....so here's a few suggestions if u encounter the same thing, ladies:

1. Start stamping ur feet...and pretend that you are grooving to the music..(of course u need to have a earphone to complete the act)

2. if a guy is beside u, too bad for him..start screaming and stamp his feet/face/wherever u can reach with ur leg till u ease the itch...(everyone will think he was cheeky, so don worry), everyone will be on ur side.

3. Scream that there's an ant in your socks and do the needful

4. Walk up and down the train to ease the pain

5. Call and complain to a friend. By the time you finish, the feet will be back to normal.

WARNING: The above is listed from the most effective method to the least....try it at your own risk.

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