tumblingbear

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Monday, January 15, 2007

waah i wish i had such interviews....

This is quite exasperating for the interviewer. Amusing. hahahahahha

A guy walked into his first technical interview at Microsoft, and before he could say anything, the interviewer says "You r in an 8x8 stone corridor." he blink and sit down.

Interviewer: The prince of darkness appears before you.
HIM: You mean, like, the devil?
Interviewer: Any prince of darkness will do.
HIM: Ok.
Interviewer: What do you do?
HIM: Can I run?
Interviewer: Do you want to run?
HIM: Hmm I guess not Do I have a weapon?
Interviewer: What kind of weapon do you want?
HIM: Um something with range?
Interviewer: Like what?
HIM: Uh a crossbow?
Interviewer: What kind of ammo do you have?
HIM: Ice arrows?
Interviewer: Why?
HIM: Because the prince of darkness is a creature made of fire???
Interviewer: Fine so what do you do next?
HIM: I shoot him?
Interviewer: No what do you do?
HIM:
Interviewer: You WASTE him! You *WASTE* the prince of darkness!!
HIM: Holy crap what have I gotten myself into.

Obviously he is NOT a gamer.

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