some personalities in my office really makes me boil (Part 1)

This morning i found my box tissue EMPTY, left sitting on my desk, quietly waiting for me to discover tat there's no tissue left...

who would do such thing! Use up the tissue and have the nerve to leave the box there!!! "someone must have reached in, grabbed the whole stack of tissue and made off!" But nvm, i wait to see if someone will come over n say something(don say i don't give chance hor!).....*tick,tock,tick,tock* 6pm liaw..no sound from anyone...
that farker!!! stealer!!! assO!!!

Maybe u ppl will think i'm kicking a big fuss...now...i hv an guess who tat fella is and I AM UP TO MY NECK WITH HIS SHIT. Let me tell u y.

-this fella keeps coming on a frequent basis to grab tissue from my desk. Now tats fine. One or two, its no big deal.

-When it gets really often, hey! still its ok...its just tissue...u know

-The kick comes when he came over and said "eh no tissue ar?" when i ran out. "Wat's wrong with this guy???!!! I supply tissue ar??!!!"

-The bigger kick comes when he says he got running nose and NEED THE WHOLE BOX OF TISSUE ON HIS DESK. *blood boiling* FINE. I hope his nose run till he shrivel up.

-The final death kick is LEAVING THE BOX ON MY DESK.

Now this really piss me off BIG TIME. I need to keep tissue under lock&key! But no, i think by keeping him away from my tissue is NOT ENUFF, can someone tell me where i can get itching powder!!! i think i need some on my new box of tissue....grrrr...