世界变了样 （/- _-"\)

世界变了样了 I'm reporting this firsthand LIVE.

you noe wat happened? my co-worker received gift package delivered from his wife, with FLOWERS. :| This is not da 1st time tat my close working partner rcv such package. The world have changed. *sobz* the prev guy rcv flowers from his wife EVERY year, send to the office.

it made the ladies in the hse feel like such a loser...hahahah...the gers here neber rcv guys keep receiving...y am i always ard such guys....*wail* such men should all work in the same co so they can soak in their joy...eeerrrgh...

don say i sour grape hor....it disgust me to work with men who receives flowers tat's all...and so many guys in the co...y mus my co-worker always the one...don understand....kau...

Guess what flowers the guy got.

aaaawww...itchy experience

awww..i was on the way to orchard for dinner and standing in the mrt...suddenly my sole start to twitch and had the most AWFUL sensation. It was so pricky and itch LIKE HELL! i was wearing my sneakers and of course i wasn't about to take it off and start scratching....i was desperate and it jux seems like it wasn't going to go away...damn..

so i start to think frantically..wat can i do to ease the discomfort....so here's a few suggestions if u encounter the same thing, ladies:

1. Start stamping ur feet...and pretend that you are grooving to the music..(of course u need to have a earphone to complete the act)

2. if a guy is beside u, too bad for him..start screaming and stamp his feet/face/wherever u can reach with ur leg till u ease the itch...(everyone will think he was cheeky, so don worry), everyone will be on ur side.

3. Scream that there's an ant in your socks and do the needful

4. Walk up and down the train to ease the pain

5. Call and complain to a friend. By the time you finish, the feet will be back to normal.

WARNING: The above is listed from the most effective method to the least....try it at your own risk.